EAT THE DAMN SWINE!!

It is my personal belief that people who do not eat pork or who do not eat meat only do that mess to look better than us pork and meat eaters. The most common response when you ask someone who is a non-pork,non-meat eater is that it is part of a healthier life style. Now if you ask a Muslim they will tell you all about the why Allah does not want us to partake of the swine.

MIL has been here now for three weeks and my freezer is full of non pork products. I guess my issue is that the products that they by are reminiscence of pork products, which of course they don't like. For example, MIL loves turkey bacon. See I know as a bacon lover that anatomically there is a part of the pig called the bacon. It is right next to part called the pork chop. There is no part of the turkey called the bacon. The funny thing is that when I look at this turkey bacon with the disdain that it deserves, MIL tells me that is 'taste just like regular bacon'. That is just a fool ass statement to me. There is quite a bit that the turkey bacon folk have to go through to ensure that turkey taste like bacon. Don't even get me started on the sausage! If you really want something that looks like bacon you should eat some damn regular bacon and stop disrespecting the turkey!


If you don't eat pork you should not want any pork look-a-likes. Not a turkey hot dog, burger, or slice of bacon. Stop trippin' if you are still eating the look-a-likes, that means that you really long for the real thing. Eat the damn pork!